Why the chicken crossed the road

[Kenk]

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road.
This is a complete fabrication.
In fact, we do not even have a chicken.



HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there may be potential for this chicken's
capability, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
side of the road.



COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.



GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or
against us. There is no middle ground.



TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.



JOHN HOWARD
I agree with George and Tony.



KIM BEAZLEY
There is no challenge to the chicken at this stage, but if I were crossing
the road .....



PETER HOLLINGWORTH (Governor-General)
I am not aware of any impropriety in the chicken crossing the road. In fact
I am led to believe that it was the other way around and the chicken asked
for it



MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.



GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.



OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it felt
accomplishing its lifelong dream of crossing the road.



JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads. You may say I'm a dreamer
- but its not the only hen.



MICHAEL JACKSON
There's nothing more wonderful than sharing your life with a chicken.



ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.



KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.



BILL GATES
eChicken2003 version 1.0 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your cheque book - and internet
explorer is an integral part of eChicken.



ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?



THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT
CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much
rejoicing.



COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?



HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . .. . c h i c k e n

[vogelriot]

hehe...thIs Is GrEAt....hehe

[Snowski]

Hilarious...thanks!

A few more to add:

******
There must be a hole in the security

JAMIS
Can we make spam out of it?

[NightPirate]

oh man that was hilarious!

[DethPhunk]

DETHPHUNK
The chicken crossed the road because the chicken was hoping to forage for more food on the other side of the road.


hahahhahahaha

Now.....this is something to enjoy!

[Speed Daemon]

Funny stuff!

[Toelover]

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WHO DID THE CHICK's CROTCH TURN RED?

It wasn't me ...





PS : Sorry for this very lame post ... just felt the urge to do something very stupid (I have lots of urges like that).

[dirk_deagler]

RENE DESCARTES: Before you ask yourself WHY the chicken crossed the road... ask yourself if the chicken indeed exists in the first place.

EVERY COLLEGE PROFESSOR ALIVE: I know the answer... but I'm not going to tell you. Instead I want you to explain your theory in an 8-10 page essay, supporting your claim with ample evidence and accurately citing your sources.

JFK: Ask not what the chicken can do for you...

MICHAEL J. FOX (in the Back to the Future Trilogy): Nobody calls me a chicken!

JAMIS: Isn't made from chicken???

NATEDOGG: I can think of something else that tastes like chicken (hint: we're all here at this forum because of it )

[technomage]

yeah that was funny

[jacobson]

hahahaha funny shit