Something nice 3

chongwah · **Something nice 3 -** 06-03-2003, 09:27 AM

Certain medical conditions listed by Ministry of Health,Singapore[list=1][/list=1] ASSMA: Severe rashes arround the mouth caused by kissing too much ass. The No.1 disease in Singapore.Civil servants are usually at risk.SMALLCOX: Nervous,panicky condition characterised by risk aversion and shrinkage of the gentials. Very common amongst middle management, new employees and virtually everyone in the Singapore business sector and electorate.MEESLES: Blotchy skin condition caused by eating too many packets of instant noodles.MULTIPLE SPOUSOSIS: Affliction whereby victims make frequent trips to Batam, Bintang and China to take one additional spouse. Middle-aged men are at significant risk.

happy173 · 06-03-2003, 09:58 AM

And the cure for SARS is to overdose on Sarsi, while avoiding LakSAR, not going jogging while wearing a SAHri, right....LOL

chongwah · 06-03-2003, 10:03 AM

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	Originally posted by happy173 And the cure for SARS is to overdose on Sarsi, while avoiding LakSAR, not going jogging while wearing a SAHri, right....LOL

Very correct, Brother happy173.