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1] A girl at 15 is a SURPRIZE. At 25 she's the RIGHT PRIZE. At 35 a GRAND PRIZE. At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE. At 55 she is a DOOR PRIZE & at 65 a GIVEAWAY PRIZE {2}BIOLOGY LESSON IN CLASS. Teacher: Man's penis has 2 key functions, urination & sexual reproduction. Student: No, it's 3, my dad uses it to brush our maid's teeth. {3] Q: Why do men have pubic hair? ANSWER: A nest for their Bird. Q:So why do women have pubic hair? ANSWER: A resting place for the coming Birds.