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Talking Something nice - 06-01-2003, 05:16 PM

1.A kiss is called:humanity if it's on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, sensuous, if on navel, sex if on vagina, and called bravery if its on asshole. 2.Receipe for making love cake:Spread legs, squeeze and massage milk pots, check with mid finger, add banana, work in/out till creamed. Cake done when banana is soft. 3.Wedding night.Guy don't know what 2 do. Calls dad. Dad says:"put the hardest part of your body where she pees."So...........the guy puts his head in the toilet.
   
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06-02-2003, 06:42 AM

hehee...thx man for the laugh
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06-02-2003, 11:18 AM

I liked the last one .... Liked your short version too ... gives us the possibility to adapt it to local customs :-)


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LMAO @ the last one, an abridged version


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