A list of Q & A III

happy173 · **A list of Q & A III -** 05-30-2003, 08:12 AM

The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have developed a pill to increase lubrication in females.
The pill will be called Niagra.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment

Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute

Q: What's the difference between meat and fish?
A: If you beat your fish, it dies!

Q: Why is it good to have a blond passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why did Bill Clinton name his dog Buddy?
A: Because he would look kind of funny walking around the White House saying, "Cum Spot!", "Cum Spot!"

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a cat?
A: A pussy-gobbler.

Q: Why do so many women fake orgasm?
A: Because so many men fake foreplay.

Q: Did you hear about the blond with a Masters degree in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.

Q: What do you call a woman who uses too much contraceptive foam?
A: A spermicidal maniac.

Q: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A: One of his fingers is clean.

K-Y have released their year 2000 compliant lubricant - Y2K-Y jelly.
It enables you to put four digits where previously only two would fit.

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that realtors would have someone to look down on.

Q: What is the difference between a human sperm and a lawyer?
A: The human sperm has a one in a million chance of becoming a human being.

Organizers of National Orgasm Week were disappointed to learn that the majority of women polled just pretended to celebrate.

Q: Did you hear about the disaster at a major US University?
A: The scientists were cloning monkeys and one of them blew up. The scientists are trying to determine what went wrong by sifting through the Rhesus' pieces.