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Talking Presidential surprise - a MUST read !!! - 05-22-2003, 10:52 AM

for me isīt great - hope you like it too !

Presidential surprise

The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks." Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.

"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."

"Al? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"

"The handwriting's the first lady's."
   
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05-22-2003, 11:26 AM

Hehehe ... MikeB .... the "joke master" ... you should use your points to change your title :-)

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05-22-2003, 12:26 PM

LOL, another good one m8 !!


   
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05-22-2003, 02:12 PM

excellent joke


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hehehe. Would have been Clinton's presidency


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hehehe. Would have been Clinton's presidency
Coulda been Harry Truman's...his veep was also named Al.
   
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hehehe. Would have been Clinton's presidency
Coulda been Harry Truman's...his veep was also named Al.
... Or it could have been Bush's presidency and he accidently said "Al" when he meant to say "Asshole"


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05-26-2003, 05:16 PM

LOL!!!! nice one


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good one, thanks alot...
   
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07-02-2007, 08:13 PM

i've heard that joke before, just not as the president... just some random in the snow thing. still funny though!
   
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