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Toelover · **only one -** 09-02-2003, 09:55 AM

A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy
on a flight to Montana. After the plane was airborne,
drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was
brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he
would also like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight
attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

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Toelover SSF Gold Member Status: Offline Posts: 1,221 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lying under a size 38 belgian girl's feet	only one - 09-02-2003, 09:55 AM A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Montana. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would also like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice." One foot a day keeps the doctor away :-)