RENE DESCARTES: Before you ask yourself WHY the chicken crossed the road... ask yourself if the chicken indeed exists in the first place.
EVERY COLLEGE PROFESSOR ALIVE: I know the answer... but I'm not going to tell you. Instead I want you to explain your theory in an 8-10 page essay, supporting your claim with ample evidence and accurately citing your sources.
JFK: Ask not what the chicken can do for you...
MICHAEL J. FOX (in the Back to the Future Trilogy): Nobody calls me a chicken!
JAMIS: Isn't

made from chicken???
NATEDOGG: I can think of something else that tastes like chicken

(hint: we're all here at this forum because of it

)